I suppose I should have suspected that Amazon was somehow controlled by the Evil organizations of the world. But I didn’t and, looking back, I realize how naive I have truly been.
What am I talking about? Well, let me try and jolt your memory a little.
A little while ago, a friend of mine put a post up on this site. That friend was Mik Murdoch, Boy Superhero. The resulting backlash from the Super Villain community was extreme. My family and I were taken from our home and held captive in a secret underwater volcano lair by the villain Lord Aquarius. I managed to escape with my family, but the entire ordeal has left us frightened and shaken. I know my children have nightmares almost every time they fall asleep.
That is despite the fact that we are now under the protection of Mik Murdoch and his hero friends.
Now I find that the villain handbook, A Method to the Madness: A Guide to the Super Evil which was due for sale on June 1st, 2013 has been prematurely released by Amazon.
What does this mean?
Well, in a nutshell, it means villains of all stripes can now learn from their evil masters and have better success taking over the world…or even their local neighborhood.
This is NOT a good thing. If you are a law-abiding citizen I urge you to buy up any copies of the book you can find and dispose of them. If the villains cannot get a copy, they cannot ruin our lives.
There was a time not so long ago when I thought it would be safest to play both sides; have both heroes and villains behind me. So I wrote about Mik Murdoch, Boy Superhero and I edited the combined works of many super villains in A Method to the Madness, A Guide to the Super Evil. Granted, the villain community didn’t give me much choice about the editing job.
Do any of you see the fatal flaw in that plan?
As you might guess, villains don’t like having the light of justice shone on them, so when Mik Murdoch put a post on this website calling the aforementioned baddies out, they were not thrilled. In fact, the villain known as Lord Aquarius took it upon himself to extricate myself and my family from our cozy home. We were taken to his secret underwater volcano lair where I was trussed up like a pig on a spit and placed over a magma flow.
It wasn’t quite how I had pictured my weekend (or, in fact, my entire week).
Fortunately for me, the knowledge I gained from putting A Method to the Madness, A Guide to the Super Evil together enabled me to overcome my captivity. Namely, I took advantage of the weaknesses inherent in most villain’s schemes.
I now realize the folly of my previous plan to play both sides. I have dedicated my life to the pursuit of good and I am under the protection of Mik Murdoch, Boy Superhero. To that end, I encourage all of you heroes and hero-wanna-be’s to read A Method to the Madness, A Guide to the Super Evil and get insight into how villains work.
It could just save your life (or at the very least, minimize your suffering on a spit over liquid-hot magma).
My young friend, Mik Murdoch, informed me that the owner of this website has been kidnapped, along with his entire family by the despicable villain, Lord Aquarius. What has he done wrong other than to write the book Mik Murdoch, Boy Superhero and edit your wicked compendium A Method to the Madness: A Guide to the Super Evil. I find Aquarius’ actions to be cowardly and pathetic!
Who am I? I am P-Girl. A member of the Justice Squad and these words are being posted without the aid of the victim, Michell Plested. I have instead asked my colleague, Kid Crypto, to white-hat hack into this website so I could call out the villains of the world including you, Aquarius.
Let Michell Plested and his family go immediately or you WILL rue the day you crossed me! He is an innocent pawn in our continuous fight between Good and evil.
If you wish to do battle, just tell me the time and place. I will be there. Do you have the courage to face me?
I don’t think so.
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